Thursday, September 18, 2008

Alert! Witch Coven forming in So. CA!!!



As I mentioned in my earlier post, I have been tracking penis snatching reports for many years now, as they are a sure sign that there are witches present. From my research, I can now conclude that these voracious witches will arrive in Hemet, CA next Thursday, noonish.

I only hope that Pastor Muthee, Sarah Palin's spiritual guide, can mount the offensive and hunt these witches down. If I were not currently a political prisoner, I would go down and kill all the witches myself, but since I am unavailable, I leave it in Pastor Muthee's hands. 

Any crimes or acts of black magic committed in Hemet, CA from here on out will be his sole responsibility.

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